So I had a friend going on and on about the Lost Boys and about how this guy in particular has her weak in the knees. I looked at him and, kinda threw a ‘whatever’ his way. The more I looked at him though the more I realized a weird attraction to him. Not like I wanted to have sex with him. I just don’t find the male form/look sexually attractive. More of a ‘I want to emulate this man’ kind of attraction. I thought it was because the girl that liked him is extremely hot, and I want to be found attractive by all kinds of attractive people. Then I realized something upon studying him. He has long flowing black hair. The sides of his head are shaved, most likely all the way around. Leopard print graces the sleeve of his leather jacket. He stands in an awkward stance, almost leaning, with red stained lips. Somehow…someway, Dionysus had made his way onto the cast of the Lost Boys. He is the epitome of what a modern Dionysus would look like to me.